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April 10, 2008

Songs in the Key of K and Ray

Two of my best friends from childhood to the present time wrote a song for me a few years ago...

* To the tune of Mariah Carey's Always be my Baby

You'll always be a fart in me
I will poop you out eventually
Ooh don't you know you can't escape
Ooh don't you know I'm always constipated

Then I responded with a new version of Micheal Jackson's Man in the Mirror

I farted from the beans in my stomach
I farted from the beef and franks
Ain't nothin gonna stop it like the Beano and the Gas-X
If you want live your life in a better way
then eat some prunes everyday and stop that stank

Then Kami and Rachel responded with a new version of Jennifer Lopez's Jenny on the Block

Don't be fooled by the farts that I plop
I'm still, I'm still Nathan on the pot
I used to fart a little, now I fart a lot
Everywhere I go the people, they smell me

| By Nathan Gemayel | 2:07 PM

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Posted by: Raaaaaaaaaaaaay at April 11, 2008 10:25 PM

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